Could’ve gone to prom with a boy that is Jewish and attends Harvard. Timing is a tricky thing.
jesus-manuel92: artpopist: *thinks about something i need to do for school* Currently
robotgod asked: why would you eat something you hate ? if you eat it , it becomes you - that's like second grade science
So I'm finally listening to Anne Hathaway sing
“I Dreamed a Dream” and I’m just like shuuuuuuuut up.
me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church Aww I miss him.
Alternative Mask Ideas (for Costume 1)
Pussy Riot Mask - Take plaster mask and shove a ski mask over my head. The Fake Out - Paint my actual face onto the mask. The Fake Out w/stache - Paint my actual face onto the mask with a realistic moustache. The Faux Fake Out - Print out a picture of my face and paste it to my plaster mask. The Cupcake - Using golden gel medium, or (who even gives a shit) ACTUAL frosting; frost my face and...
The Harakiri work out.
Step 1: Accidentally place a bunch of xacto blades and an open leatherman knife under you while doing push ups. YOU. WON’T. STOP. Or you will stop, and die.
Me: Wanna watch something when we get home? Austin: I got everything I need to watch right here [touches my arm]; my Cinemax, my HBO, my Showtime,… my Netflix. Me: ARE YOU SAYING I’M INSTANT? Austin: No. NO. No, you’re definitely HBO. You’re expensive.
The goal is to spend at least a week making yourself worth a box of chocolate. That’s all. I see Valentine’s Day as a more red hue-oriented Halloween. Free candy that you have to put in minimal effort to achieve. (Spend less than 14% of your free time dedicated to one victim, applying attention and/or affection, and you shall receive). In reality, I build up Valentine’s Day...