What exactly is your target market, Google? An 8 foot tall, amazon woman with a caffeine addiction  that needs technology to be broken down into simplest terms?
Touche.

What exactly is your target market, Google?
An 8 foot tall, amazon woman with a caffeine addiction
  that needs technology to be broken down into simplest terms?



Touche.

 “How could she be a spy? Look at her hydrangeas”

How could she be a spy? Look at her hydrangeas

This about sums up my current state.

Word.

(via cynicssayno)

Friday night?You can never prepare for Valentine’s Day too early.

Friday night?

You can never prepare for Valentine’s Day too early.

I mean… Genius.

Also, I said I’d dedicate a post to Erin.

I mean…
Genius.

Also, I said I’d dedicate a post to Erin.


At last, a little shaking of mine armand thrice his head thus waving up and down, He raised a sigh so piteous and profound As it did seem to shatter all his bulk And end his being.

Hamlet II,iI’m not ruling out ‘handjob’.

At last, a little shaking of mine arm
and thrice his head thus waving up and down,
He raised a sigh so piteous and profound
As it did seem to shatter all his bulk
And end his being.

Hamlet II,i

I’m not ruling out ‘handjob’.

(via nothingofsignificance)

I eat these up.

(via marvhasspoken)

Just because it’s a “Speech” class, doesn’t mean you’re allowed to speak out
  at any given moment, about anything.

On a lighter note, it’s gorgeous out right now.

ASIAN HAMLET NIGHT NEW YEAR.feasting on danishes and milkshakes.  so sticky sticks

ASIAN HAMLET NIGHT NEW YEAR.
feasting on danishes and milkshakes.
so sticky sticks